The pizza story

I went to get a burrito today for lunch. It was amazing, I was really hungry. When I got back to work I stopped in the main office and someone had brought pizza. So of course I had to have a slice, even though I wasn't really hungry anymore. And I brought a slice back to my desk because I figured I'm usually hungry, I might as well stock up. I didn't really have the appetite for the second slice, but I thought it would probably last until lunch tomorrow, right? Then I remembered I'm not going to be at work tomorrow. So I was like, "Janice, don't you dare forget this pizza in your desk." Guess what I did? Um yes, so now there is uneaten pizza in my desk drawer. It's lucky I don't share my office with anyone. Well... there is one person, but she doesn't come in very often. I'll just have to hope she isn't feeling motivated tomorrow. I was sitting at home thinking about the pizza and calculating the odds that it will still be edible on Friday. I don't think they're very good. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't left the heater on in my office. Heating no one, since I won't be there tomorrow. My brother called me about an hour ago to pick him up from somewhere and I was like, okay good, I'll go get the pizza on my way. And then I forgot the key to my office.